The Exam God Also Judges Faces

Shen Fu and Bai Kao Er stared at each other. Shen Fu remembered that Xiao Die didn't use Bilibili, so it must be a sub-personality's account.
Looking at the covers of these videos, they all featured Xiao Die's face, but some were in ancient costumes, some in modern arrangements, all looking very appealing.

"Kao Er, want to watch?"
"If it's not for an exam, then I'll sleep."
"Don't~" Shen Fu pulled her to sit down, "Life isn't just about exams and knowledge. Entertainment and relaxation are also important components."

There were a total of five videos. The earliest was three years ago, and the most recent was five months ago, none of which had been published.
After the first video opened, it immediately brought back memories of the Calabash Brothers cartoon, and the music "Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, one vine, seven flowers." It seemed to have nothing to do with the beautiful Xiao Die on the cover.
This feeling was familiar. Shen Fu, with much experience with Kao Er, said, "We might have been tricked."

Just as he was about to close the video, the Calabash Brothers disappeared, replaced by Xiao Die in ancient costume!
Looking at this outfit, a white robe, graceful and elegant, seemed to combine the images of the two snakes from "Legend of the White Snake" and "Green Snake" by Old Zhao and Old Wang, utterly beautiful.
In the video, Xiao Die first flirtatiously faced the camera, covering her mouth with a smile, her eyes sparkling, and with a special filter, she exuded endless gentle charm.

Shen Fu wiped his mouth, "Is this Bai Zhi Hua?"
He heard she was a Hanfu enthusiast.
Bai Kao Er stared at the woman in the video, then shook her head.
Just as Shen Fu thought she would call out "Husband~" to the camera, the style suddenly changed. The gentle white-robed ancient girl suddenly shouted loudly, "When faced with injustice, roar! When it's time to act, strike!"

Shen Fu "-_-||"
Bai Kao Er, "It seems to be that little brat Bai Zi Tu."
"Bai Zi Tu?" Shen Fu thought of what Xiao Die had said, that this girl had a good impression of him.
Shen Fu had watched her recorded videos; she always used beauty filters for herself, and her voice was high-pitched and squeaky, like those cutesy songs.
Originally, Shen Fu thought she was a very gentle and adorable girl, but he didn't expect this kind of style in the end.

"I thought it was Bai Zhi Hua~"
"The clothes must be Bai Zhi Hua's," Kao Er said disinterestedly, "Do you want to continue? It's a bit noisy."
"The singing is indeed terrible. Let's watch the next one."

The second video opened directly, and she wasn't wearing ancient clothes, but she had a light-up cat ear hair clip on her head, and the song was very fitting, "Let's imitate cats meowing together, meow meow meow meow meow together."
The third one changed to a rabbit hat, the kind with ears that could stand up, and the makeup was even cuter and more childlike.
"Little white rabbit, white and white, two ears standing up."
The fourth video was singing and dancing to the retro song "Little Apple." The dancing was even more terrible than the singing; her body was too uncoordinated.
The fifth video, good heavens, her hair color had changed. Red hair, probably a wig, wearing a tight little bra revealing her collarbones, and chewing on a toothpick.
Additionally, she had a stick-on tattoo on her arm, a childhood Mad Rabbit of Shadows. She was completely a beautiful, mischievous young girl.
As the intro music played, Shen Fu knew what song it was, "In my heart, a flower / I want to take you home / In that late-night bar / Who cares if it's real or fake / The whole crowd must move with me / To the left, draw a dragon with me / On your right, draw a rainbow."

Shen Fu's mouth twitched, "This Bai Zi Tu is really cute. It feels like she alone has several personalities, haha." Having such a playful person as a girlfriend must be fun.
"Just blindly following trends, it's meaningless," Bai Kao Er didn't appreciate it much, "Only knowledge is eternal. I'm going to sleep now; I have an appointment with Planck in my dream."
Why Planck? Aren't Albert Einstein and Newton famous enough?
Shen Fu silently typed "Planck" into the search bar, then saw a picture of young Planck.
"Damn it, turns out the Exam God also judges by appearance!" Shen Fu felt that wearing his old-fashioned glasses, he was pretty much just as handsome.

Shen Fu didn't go to sleep immediately. Although staying up past midnight was bad for health, he still wanted to understand Bai Zi Tu more.
The viewing records on Bilibili could help him do this. It seemed Tu Tu was an old Second Dimension fan. Besides liking many silly songs, her presence was felt in every section of Bilibili: grotesque, Japanese anime, dance, Wushan Wuxing, Luo Xiang Zhang San, she watched everything.
Moreover, through these viewing records, Shen Fu suddenly discovered an interesting pattern.
Fortunately, he still had some mathematical sensitivity. He found that the dates Bai Zi Tu watched these videos almost coincided with Xiao Die's menstrual cycle!
Could this be a coincidence?
Wait a minute, Xiao Die's menstrual cycle, it seems to be these two days!
Shen Fu suddenly felt a pang of regret. He had wasted so much effort trying to "deep-plow" his "secret agent" during the day in the car, all for nothing.

Shen Fu slept. In his dream, he dreamt of being entangled by two White Snakes. The White Snakes' faces were sometimes Old Zhao, sometimes Old Wang, but in the end, they turned into Xiao Die, who called out to him, "Husband~"
The suffering was indescribable!
Waking up the next day, Shen Fu still had some memories related to the White Snakes. He immediately opened his phone, jotted down these fragmented inspirations, and decided that when the male protagonist Li Chang Sheng lived to the Song Dynasty, he must meet a White Snake.

After doing all this, Shen Fu remembered the woman in the next room, "Xiao Die?"
He went out and called out, hoping to hear a "Husband~" in response. Then he saw Bai Kao Er, with her waist-length ponytail, seriously reading a book.
This was definitely Bai Kao Er, her studious appearance with glasses as if she was ready for an exam at any moment.

"Kao Er, what do you want for breakfast?"
"Whatever."
To let the newly acquainted Bai Kao Er experience some family warmth, Shen Fu personally went to the kitchen, heated a cup of milk for her, and fried an egg.
During the meal, Shen Fu hesitated to speak. Bai Kao Er, perhaps seeing through his thoughts, muttered to herself, "Strange, this time I stayed out for so long, about ten hours. It's almost the end of a college entrance exam."

"It's nothing. The longer you stay, the more knowledge you can learn. How about I take you to the National Library later? That's an ocean of knowledge!"
Bai Kao Er nodded, "That's good. I just have a few math problems I want to study. Your place only has history and literature books."

Shen Fu chuckled, "It's not like you discussed them with Planck in your dream, is it?"
"No, I didn't dream of him."
Shen Fu breathed a sigh of relief again, also feeling inexplicably jealous of an old man in a textbook~
"Then did you have a dream?"
Kao Er's milk-drinking slowed, "Mm."
"What did you dream about?"
Kao Er hesitated for a moment, "You."
Shen Fu couldn't help but be pleased, "Then what did you do with me in your dream?"
Kao Er put down her glass, "Love."