I Truly Only Have One Wife

Smooth Personality Switch

Chapter 8

Smooth Personality Switch

Long Yu had just seen Su Yu Qing off. This woman wasn't there to sell tea, but insisted she had insomnia and absolutely had to see a psychologist. Big Sis, aren't you a psychologist yourself!

Long Yu felt she simply wanted to revisit old "battlegrounds," and perhaps stumble upon a patient with multiple personalities. Perhaps her tea business was slow, and her boyfriend was filming elsewhere, leaving her with too much free time.

Shen Fu spoke up: "What's wrong, Sister Yu?"

"One bad news and one worse news, which do you want to hear first?"

Shen Fu was silent for a moment: "My mood is good right now; must you make it worse? Tell me the bad news first."

"Xiao Jing's owner is back and wants to take it home."

"Is that all?" Shen Fu breathed a sigh of relief, "Then what's the worse news?"

"I might have to come to your house to pick it up myself. I wonder if that's convenient."

"My wife isn't home."

"Which 'wife' is it now? Still CEO Bai?"

"It's Kao Er now."

"A bit of a shame, I originally wanted to have a showdown with her." Long Yu sighed.

"If you're not specifically coming to see her, then just come to my place." There was nothing to be reserved about between them; after all, Shen Fu didn't see her as a woman, and he also had a few things he wanted to tell her.

"Dreaming?"

Shen Fu nodded, passing over a cup of tea: "Kao Er and CEO Bai both seem to be able to dream of Xiao Die, and they've helped her convey some information to me."

"What information?"

"Simply that she misses me very much, and loves me very much." Shen Fu summarized briefly.

Long Yu took notes: "I'm really looking forward to Xiao Die's next appearance. If we can cross-reference and prove that these dreams are her true thoughts while deeply asleep, that would be very interesting. This would be the first discovery in the field of multiple personalities!"

"I just feel that when she's not present, I can use this method to know her thoughts, and that's already very good."

Long Yu noticed Shen Fu's melancholy. As a friend, she should comfort him that everything would be alright, but as a doctor, she knew that wasn't a serious approach, so she held back her words of comfort.

"Do you have anything else to say about your business trip with CEO Bai recently?"

"Ah, nothing much, just that before Kao Er appeared, Tu Tu went out once, and now it's switched to Bai San San. The specific time was..."

Just now, he called Kao Er, and the person who answered was Bai San San, who said she was out eating and wouldn't come home until she had eaten enough. He really couldn't understand how she could eat so much with the same stomach.

What needed to be said was said, and it was getting late. Long Yu took Xiao Jing's cage. Xiao Jiu immediately tugged at her pant leg, seemingly wanting her to release its "lover," but its movements were still very gentle.

"These two little ones have developed feelings for each other over time. I'll carry Xiao Jiu inside; you take this opportunity to leave."

Finally forced to separate this "temporary couple," Shen Fu rubbed Xiao Jiu's belly: "You've gained a bit of weight. I hope it's just fat and not good news."

Not long after, Su Qin brought Bai San San back to the residential area. Looking at her slightly protruding belly, Su Qin worriedly said: "Xiao Bai, let's go to the remaining five restaurants in a few days. You've eaten too much today."

Bai San San, carrying a bag of grilled food, waved her hand: "This is nothing. If it weren't late and I was worried about my husband, I would have cleared out all five remaining restaurants!"

Su Qin smiled wryly: "I'll just pretend you're bragging."

"What do you mean pretend? I really am bragging!" Bai San San chuckled, rubbing her belly, "Today was truly a satisfying meal. Shen Fu will definitely nag me when he sees this."

She tried her best to suck in her stomach, creating the illusion that she hadn't eaten much.

"So that's why you bought all this back for him, right?"

"Exactly, with so much delicious food, it'll definitely shut him up." Bai San San was smug about her cleverness.

Su Qin suddenly chuckled: "If you want to shut him up, this pile won't work."

"Grilled food won't work?" Bai San San couldn't believe it, "Then what will?"

Su Qin gently pushed the silly girl: "It's you. Whether fat or thin, as long as it's you, you can make him shut up."

Bai San San waved her arms: "Oh dear, you're starting to drive recklessly again."

Driving recklessly? Suddenly, Bai San San vaguely remembered something.

Oh, I was practicing driving this morning, wasn't I? What did I do after that? Oh dear, my one million yuan!

She finally remembered the main point, but looking at the fruits of her stomach's labor, Sister Qin had spent quite a bit on her today. Now, to say she wanted to withdraw her investment seemed a bit unkind. Forget it, consider it bad luck; with her capabilities, she'd definitely earn it back later!

Bai San San comforted herself, then saw Sister Qin off.

"Shen Fu?" Bai San San had just entered the door when Xiao Jiu rushed over, "Oh, what in the world is this!"

"It's a cat, haven't you ever seen one?"

"I don't like cats; only naive people like my younger sister like them."

"But your younger sister said she's the older sister, and you're the younger sister."

"Do you believe her or me?"

"We've known each other longer, I believe you."

Bai San San chuckled, walking around Xiao Jiu: "This pile is for you. You believe me, so I'm also very thoughtful."

Shen Fu looked at the bag of grilled food, then at her, focusing on her seemingly still flat stomach: "San San, can I give you a hug?"

Bai San San was startled: "No, we're not that close."

"Just a little bit, come here. We've already kissed, don't be shy anymore." Shen Fu approached, and without waiting for her refusal, he scooped her up.

Bai San San was still dazed when Shen Fu secretly assessed: "San San, I feel like you must have gained at least ten jin from this meal."

"What a joke, how could that be? Five jin at most. Oh, I forgot to put this down!" Bai San San threw the bag of grilled meat onto the table, "Do you feel lighter now?"

Shen Fu was about to say something when Xiao Jiu jumped onto the table, trying to paw at the bag of grilled food.

"Hey, Xiao Jiu, get down quickly, you can't eat that!"

"Don't be so fierce with it," Bai San San suddenly said gently, "Xiao Jiu, come here."

Obeying her, Xiao Jiu ignored the bag of grilled food and leaped onto her stomach. Thus, Shen Fu, who was carrying her, now had to bear an additional ten jin of "extra weight." Looking at the woman in his arms affectionately stroking Xiao Jiu's small paws, Shen Fu exclaimed in surprise: "Bai Miao Miao?"

Being carried princess-style by Shen Fu, she nodded: "Hello, Mr. Shen. If it's not too much trouble, could you please put me down? Your hand is touching my bottom, thank you."

"Sorry, it was just an accident!" Shen Fu hastily put her down. This was truly too strange! From Bai San San to Bai Miao Miao, could such a smooth switch happen in an instant?

Other personalities usually switched when asleep, or after experiencing severe headaches, so they often chose a secluded place to "transform." But this Bai Miao Miao was truly too miraculous!

Bai Miao Miao hugged Xiao Jiu and sat down: "Don't be surprised, San San and I are, after all, two people, not quite like the other personalities. If you want to continue touching her bottom, I can figure out a way to get her to come out."

"No need, no need at all. Besides, I didn't mean that; I just wanted to check if she had gained weight." Shen Fu explained awkwardly.

Bai Miao Miao smiled: "Whatever. Where's Xiao Jing? Was it taken away?"

Shen Fu nodded, then suddenly thought of a question: "Miao Miao, can you communicate with cats?"

"Why do you think that?"

"Because you called Xiao Jiu and Xiao Jing by their names directly!"

Bai Miao Miao pointed to the cat bed: "Xiao Jiu's name is written on it."

"What about Xiao Jing?"

"Didn't you notice its name was also engraved on its collar?"

Shen Fu was disappointed: "So I overthought it."

Bai Miao Miao looked at him: "No, you thought too little."