You're Spreading Metaphysics, Not Live-Streaming Exorcisms!

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Chapter 6

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Qi Gu did not understand why a lethargy ghost would appear in the crowded general's estate. Normally, this kind of ghost was highly afraid of human vitality.

The current situation was slightly different; the crowd was too large... If a lethargy ghost existed, merely touching someone would be enough to cause discomfort.

Song An understood Qi Gu's meaning, so he said he would lead the staff and tourists out first.

After a few filming scenes, Song An felt more and more that his crew had become helpless, unable to continue filming normally. Everyone had families; they couldn't risk their lives filming forever. Currently, the salary was enough to live on, but if it became too dangerous in the future, the money earned wouldn't be worth risking their lives.

He began to consider the advice of the previous investor—replacing them with a more "professional" team that specialized in filming mysterious occurrences.

The main house was not far from the eastern back gate. Miao Yue and Pu Bu Ge Sang proactively offered to escort everyone out.

Qi Gu was quite reassured about these two, so he nodded in agreement. The final agreement was that the staff and tourists would leave, while the filming equipment would be held by Mu Xingchen. Jiang Haojie, who currently had difficulty even walking, was naturally taken along as well.

The Cat Ghost naturally followed Jiang Haojie.

A group of people left, leaving only Qi Gu, Lin Hanzhi, and the "cameraman" Mu Xingchen at the scene.

"Master, if we encounter a lethargy ghost, how can we drive it away, other than your method of violent suppression?" Mu Xingchen asked curiously.

Qi Gu thought for a moment and said, "Ordinary people can't do it, but if it's an extreme 'involution champion', the lethargy ghost will naturally avoid them."

Mu Xingchen: "..."

【 Oh my god... people are already numb 】
【 Is this the power of an involution champion! Master, I have enlightened 】
【 So ghosts are not only afraid of wicked people, but also afraid of grinders 】
【 Hurry up and look at the screen next door! 】

Miao Yue walked in front while Pu Bu Ge Sang walked at the rear. The two escorted the group toward the eastern back gate.

Everyone walked in the dim night. Because there were many people, they weren't too afraid yet. A few brave ones even intended to stay and observe more.

However, these thoughts quickly vanished in the next second.

*Thump, thump, thump. Thump, thump, thump.*

A bizarre sound echoed from the distant darkness, like a heavy bamboo cane striking the ground, continuous and unceasing, striking everyone's eardrums bit by bit.

Chao Nan said, "Is there someone ahead? Hearing the noise, could an elderly person have been captured and brought here?"

Miao Yue knew very well that in this situation, hearing a strange noise absolutely could not be taken lightly. She immediately drew her blade to shield herself.

Both sides were still advancing, and the *thump, thump, thump* sound grew closer and closer.

Miao Yue called out, "Is anyone there? If you're human, say something."

"Yes, yes..." The voice was very old, sounding like someone leaning on a cane.

"It really is an elderly lady. Let me help you, then," a helpful staff member said. "Ghosts are so strange. Why didn't they capture young, strong people but instead captured an old lady... Isn't this just teasing people?"

【 Not good, extremely not good 】
【 First, that staff member is a good person. Second, I really feel something is wrong 】
【 I feel like we're about to enter a high-energy scene. Everyone, pray for yourselves 】

Miao Yue said, "Wait a moment."

About half a minute later, everyone was only a dozen meters away from the old lady. They could see her leaning on a cane, showing only half of her body.

Her hair was silver-white, her figure hunched, and she was coughing violently—enough to make anyone with compassion step forward to ask.

【 Ah, it really is an old lady 】
【 This posture... have you guys ever heard the story of the twist braid? 】
【 What twist braid? 】
【 The story where you see a little girl with a twist braid crying with her back turned. You go comfort her, she stops crying, turns around, and her face is still a twist braid 】
【 Oh my god, why are you telling ghost stories at a time like this? At least let me crawl under my blanket first! 】
【 Everyone knows blankets can't block ghosts 】

The staff member looked at Miao Yue. "Sister Miao, can I help her?"

Miao Yue said, "If you want to die, go ahead."

With that, she slashed her blade forward. As Miao Yue swung her blade, the old lady, who was leaning and dodging, also spun around, facing everyone directly.

It was no exaggeration to say that several faint-hearted people wet their pants on the spot.

The old lady was only half a person, not a complete old lady. She was dressed neatly, but only the half of her body facing everyone was complete. The other half of her clothes was empty. She stood on only one leg, and her head was also only half, showing various colors of yellow, white, and pink.

【 Ahhhhhhh! 】
【 Help! Why is this episode so terrifying! 】
【 So scared my phone flew out of my hand 】
【 Who understands the feeling of talking to a roommate, turning around, seeing this scene, and jumping out of their skin 】
【 Look on the bright side, at least you have a roommate 】

The staff member from earlier was completely paralyzed, not daring to think what would have happened if he had actually gone to help. His soul would have flown away by now.

"Ahhhhhhh!"

"Prosperity, democracy, justice..."

Everyone on the scene instantly changed species, collectively transforming into screaming chickens, each reaching high-pitched notes. At this rate, the residents near the general's estate would soon complain about the noise again.

Miao Yue was more than capable of beating the old lady, but she was almost dazed by these high-pitched screams. Quickly knocking the old lady to the ground, she used the small golden gourd copied from Qi Gu to suck her inside.

Then, she gestured for everyone to be quiet. "Don't make noise. Do you want to call the other half over too?"

The screaming chickens instantly fell silent like chicks, then turned into quails. They didn't even dare to raise their heads, fearing they would see something they shouldn't. Fortunately, they finally reached the eastern back gate.

Everyone walked out of the eastern back gate one after another. When everyone had left, Miao Yue suddenly remembered something and said to the millions of viewers on the screen, "By the way, one last thing: Jiang Haojie is an abuser who tortured many small animals to death. Our Brother Qi did not wrong him at all."

This was what the Cat Ghost had asked Miao Yue to say. Originally, it planned to make a big scene, but who knew there would be so many ghosts in the general's estate, and Jiang Haojie was too weak.

Therefore, it could only take advantage of the large live audience to reclaim some justice.

After dropping this shocking news, Miao Yue hurriedly brought Pu Bu Ge Sang back—by tucking him under her armpit.

Pu Bu Ge Sang: "."

Clearly, he was used to such disrespectful treatment.

Only the staff, tourists, and Jiang Haojie were left. Jiang Haojie, who thought he had escaped the general's estate and would no longer have hallucinations, was instantly cast back into Avici Hell.

He tried to struggle. "Don't listen to her nonsense. How could I abuse animals..."

His response was Chao Nan hugging the Cat Ghost even tighter, fearing Jiang Haojie would rush up to grab it.

At the same time, on the screen:

【 Oh my god, everyone go look at the hot search, a blogger has posted evidence! 】

That blogger was contacted by the Cat Ghost. After receiving the news, the blogger began gathering evidence and finally prepared everything to release today.