You Think They're After the Novel, But It's Actually Your Body

Shen Fu still remembered this bag of crispy biscuits; he had bought them for Ke Ke, but kept them in his safe.
Since the last time Ke Ke found snacks in the safe, Shen Fu had made sure to check the lock three times when locking it, he definitely hadn't forgotten to lock the door.
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Tian Tian and her uncle both looked towards the safe. "Ah, I saw you had an extra safe here, so I went to look. The door wasn't locked, so I took a bag of snacks. I didn't touch any money, though."
Shen Fu walked over in surprise. Indeed, the safe door was ajar!
Shen Fu looked at Sister Nan, "Sister Nan, did you open it for Xiao Die?"
Sister Nan shook her head, saying she hadn't even noticed that thing.
Just then, the doorbell rang. It must be the delivery person outside. Sister Nan was about to open the door when Shen Fu called her back, "Tian Tian, please open the door. Your aunt and I have something to discuss."
"Oh~"
Once she left, Sister Nan asked, "What is it?"
Shen Fu: "Nothing, why would I let the delivery person see you looking so beautiful!"
Sister Nan chuckled. Although Shen Fu's words were a bit chauvinistic, she couldn't help but feel pleased and comfortable.
During dinner, Shen Fu didn't mention the safe. Or perhaps someone had come during the night? Did I open the safe?
Shen Fu felt that he would put away the old cat camera footage later. One wasn't enough; it would be best to set up several more. Perhaps there would be an unexpected harvest at night.
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After dinner, Wan Zi Tian didn't leave immediately. She looked at her phone and said, "Uncle, look at what your readers are saying about me!"
Shen Fu looked at her expression, thinking she was being flamed by readers. In his mind, he thought, 'Now you know how hard it is to write for male-oriented novels.'
"What are they saying?"
Tian Tian murmured, "This, 'Looking at this chapter's extraordinary writing, I knew it couldn't have been written by Prince Shen. Turning back, sure enough, it was originally penned by the myriad flowers great god. So amazing!'
"And this, 'Can it just stay like this? Don't let that Shen guy come back to write. Let Great God Wan Zi stay!'
"This chapter is too beautiful, the highest energy chapter in the book, truly worthy of a female-oriented great god!
"Great God Wan, you're better than your uncle. Do you have a partner now, *cough cough*~"
Reading up to here, Wan Zi Tian stopped. She put down her phone, leaned back, and gently tapped the table. "Listen to the cries of the masses! This is what it means to be a top great god who crosses both male and female genres!"
"But this chapter was actually written by me. You just added some paragraphs and a few emoji expressions~"
"I also helped you polish it, changed a lot of words, it has a lot of my style, you know. Readers noticed it at a glance, hehe. If my own books weren't also updating, I'd help you write the next one. You just give me the outline."
Shen Fu chuckled, "You think they want to read your writing? They're after your single status~"
Sister Nan snickered. Tian Tian had never dated before; she was the only one of the four sisters in her dorm who hadn't. Haha, but as she laughed, she fell silent. She herself, it seemed, hadn't either. Was Shen Fu just like that?
Shen Fu continued, "Who doesn't know that my niece, Prince Shen's niece, is a beauty of the nation, and has been single for 22 years since birth? Many people have rewarded me with a 'sect master' title, just to get your WeChat ID."
Hearing this, Tian Tian was delighted. She had been on TV and interviewed by the media. Although her face still had some difference compared to Xiao Die, in the web author circle, she was definitely top-tier in looks, the kind who could make a living off her face, not to mention her commendable educational background.
But very quickly, Tian Tian asked suspiciously, "Someone unfamiliar added me a while ago. You didn't leak my WeChat, did you?"
"What are you saying? Could I sell out my beloved niece for a mere 'sect master' title?!" Shen Fu said indignantly. How could she think of him that way!
"Still, uncle is the best~" Wan Zi Tian smiled, her eyes narrowed.
Shen Fu suddenly said, "What 'mere sect master'? You're my closest relative; it should be more money. At least a Platinum sect master."
"Xiao Die, look at your husband! He wants to sell his niece!" Wan Zi Tian was almost driven mad, but Sister Nan was still pondering her own lack of dating experience.
Called by Wan Zi Tian, Sister Nan snapped back to reality. She suddenly said to Shen Fu, "Didn't you say you wanted to kiss me back?"
"Huh?" Shen Fu was stunned for a moment. What? That was from the previous chapter, wasn't it?
Sister Nan suddenly hooked Shen Fu's neck, "I'm giving you a chance, if you don't take it then—"
Shen Fu suddenly leaned in, kissing her. Wan Zi Tian was less than a meter away from them, witnessing everything unfold almost right in front of her.
Bai Hua Hua had already closed her eyes, not looking anymore, but she still had her eyes wide open. Truly, it was her first time seeing people kiss at such close proximity. It made her yearn for it too.
When Shen Fu released Sister Nan and returned to his seat, licking his lips, Wan Zi Tian exclaimed "Ah!" and stood up. "You two are too much! Is this how you act as elders, old and disrespectful! Don't think I can't find a boyfriend, hmph!"
With that, she turned and left, going downstairs. She immediately called someone, "Are you free? I was thinking of going on a date, no? Well, then I'll just go home~"
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Tian Tian's closing door seemed to still echo. Shen Fu and Sister Nan both fell silent. Why did they kiss again? Was it addictive?
Sister Nan spoke first, "She didn't take the durian. What should we do?"
Shen Fu thought for a moment, "I'm injured now. Tian Peng and the others should be back to see me tomorrow at the latest. We'll let them eat it then."
"Oh~" Sister Nan got up and began to deal with the durian. It was too big to fit in the refrigerator; it needed to be cut open and the flesh removed.
Shen Fu watched her busily, his mood somewhat complex.
Initially, he only wanted to bring Xiao Die back by kissing Sister Nan. But even after confirming it had no effect, he still kissed her. What did this count as? Was it emotional infidelity...?
It seemed everything was heading in the direction he had initially hoped it wouldn't. First Bai Zhi Hua, then Sister Nan. He seemed to be becoming promiscuous!
Just as Shen Fu was about to reflect deeply, Sister Nan suddenly rushed over, holding a meat cleaver.
"Ah, Sister Nan, calm down!" Shen Fu was startled, thinking Sister Nan was going to chop him for no reason.
Sister Nan glanced at the knife, then put it behind her. "Well, actually, I wanted to say why I let you kiss me just now! It's because I was afraid Tian Tian would notice something was wrong with me, so I used that method to make her leave. You saw, my plan was very successful, so you shouldn't overthink it. I don't want to date!"
With that, she turned and went back to the kitchen, continuing to wrestle with the durian.
Shen Fu stared blankly at her retreating back. So, Sister Nan wanted to date?
And she had held it in for so long, only to come up with a bad excuse to hide the truth, but accidentally revealed the truth instead.
Shen Fu swallowed. Truly worthy of Sister Nan!
So he called out, "Sister Nan, you're too clever! Thumbs up for you! Want to sleep together tonight?"
"Sure!"
The reply from the other side was quite straightforward~