All Is Foam

Ke Ke seemed to know she had done something wrong. A five-year-old child also knew shame. She squirmed, "Oh, I didn't mean to, I won't do it next time~"
Shen Fu scoffed. He should have slept with her; that way, if she stirred at night, he could take her to the bathroom or wake her up in the middle of the night to let her relieve herself once.
In short, he had never been a father before; he lacked experience!
"Alright, you take off your clothes yourself and put them in the washing machine. I'll wash them for you later!"
"Then what should I wear?" she asked again.
Shen Fu had long given up on sleeping. "I'll find you something. You go take a bath first; you smell a bit~"
When Shen Fu was carefully looking for clothes, she had already entered the bathroom and called out again, "I don't know how to bathe myself."
"Then do you think it's appropriate for me to bathe you?"
"No, you're a boy. I want the police auntie from yesterday to bathe me~"
That's even more impossible!
"Then, you come out first. I'll prepare the bathwater for you. You can scrub and wash yourself in there. Can you do that?"
This idea was acceptable to both of them, but when Shen Fu entered, he saw her bare from the waist up.
Shen Fu averted his gaze, his face slightly red, "Why aren't you wearing clothes?"
She looked down for a moment, "I am wearing clothes."
This truly was the mindset of a five-year-old girl, feeling that the top was fine, and wearing something on the bottom was enough.
But she wasn't really five years old, and her top wasn't like a boy's either!
Did she really think she hadn't developed yet?!
So Shen Fu educated her again, "In front of outsiders, you can't take off your top either. Put it on, put it on~"
After adjusting the water temperature, Shen Fu said, "Alright, clean clothes are here. You put them on yourself after your bath. Later, I'll wash your clothes, wash the bedsheets, wash the duvet cover!"
The more Shen Fu spoke, the heavier his voice became. When had he ever done such trivial things? But this could be considered his debt to Xiao Die. Before, these trivial things were all done by his wife. And how was he supposed to get the duvet out of the cover?
Shen Fu, this hardworking single father, was washing clothes for the bed-wetting child. A moment later, he had to go outside the bathroom to urge, "Are you done bathing?"
"Soon, soon~" A moment later, Shen Fu came to urge again, "Still not done? I've already washed all your clothes!"
"Hehe, come in, Uncle~"
What the heck? A little girl bathing, saying such words to me, is this appropriate? This is not appropriate at all!
Then Shen Fu pushed the door open and entered, wanting to see what trick she was playing!
"Damn it!" Shen Fu saw that the entire bathroom was a sea of soap bubbles. More than half the space was occupied by bubbles, and they were still expanding outwards!
Amidst the bubbles, Shen Fu could hear bursts of bell-like laughter, "Uncle, you can't find me now!"
Shen Fu immediately turned on the exhaust fan. The soap bubbles instantly began to recede. Very quickly, a melon-shaped head emerged from the bathtub, eyes closed, surrounded by bubbles.
She had tilted a bottle of shower gel and shampoo, stirring the water in the bathtub, completely unaware that she had been exposed.
Feeling the soap bubbles around her diminish, she wiped her face, "Oh, darn it!"
Half an hour later, Shen Fu held the "not cute at all" little girl, who had finished bathing, wrapped her in a towel, and carried her back to bed. He told her that if she dared to play with soap bubbles again after putting on her clothes, she wouldn't have breakfast today!
"No~"
"Snacks are gone too!"
"Uncle, I won't dare again!"
Shen Fu walked out of the room, slapping his thigh, "What karma!"
He only hoped his future daughter wouldn't be like this. No, she wouldn't. Children's education starts from the womb. This child was already five years old; she had grown up crooked, not easy to correct.
However, after this great soap bubble battle, Ke Ke actually became much closer to Shen Fu. Just now, Shen Fu had helped her bathe, which was an act of necessity. With so many soap bubbles on her, she couldn't clean herself at all.
After breakfast, Long Yu arrived at the door, still wearing her police uniform.
Shen Fu looked amused and asked her, "Did you wear that all the way here?"
"Yes~" Long Yu said, annoyed.
"So bold, aren't you afraid of running into colleagues on the way~" Shen Fu teased.
Long Yu waved the outer jacket in her hand, "I have intelligence."
So she wore an outer jacket when she went out, no wonder.
Shen Fu invited her in, and then Ke Ke ran over, "Auntie!"
She called out very affectionately, and she had already seen Auntie Long carrying things.
Shen Fu asked, "What did you bring for her?"
"I bought these last night," Long Yu said, "There's Barbie, do you like it?"
Ke Ke felt indifferent, continuing to rummage, "What else is there?"
She was hoping for snacks, but instead pulled out a large, soft package.
Shen Fu looked closely, "Ho, diapers!"
Long Yu whispered, "They're adult diapers. Didn't you say she peed her pants in the car? These are for you, safe and reassuring~"
Shen Fu was overjoyed, "Perfect timing! I'll make her wear them tonight!"
"How is it?" she asked.
Ke Ke walked out shyly. Shen Fu recounted the story of her wetting the bed last night, and the soap bubble bath, which still wasn't cleaned up.
Long Yu sympathized, "My niece was the same back then, that's why I never wanted children."
Seeing that there was nothing else, Long Yu left for work with peace of mind. As soon as she stepped out the door, she put on her outer jacket, then changed into a white lab coat at the clinic. Tsk tsk, still a uniform~
After eating, looking at the diapers in his hand and then at Ke Ke, Shen Fu put them aside. He still had to train her self-sufficiency.
"Come here, darling," Shen Fu called out very naturally, "Today I want to teach you a subject, and that subject is arithmetic!"
Wasn't it that she couldn't even solve addition and subtraction within ten? Today, Shen Fu would act as a kindergarten teacher.
This child had no desire to learn, but Shen Fu, using his temporary guardian's authority, still forced her to sit down obediently.
Although Shen Fu didn't major in education, he had taken some education courses in normal school and considered teaching a five-year-old child to be of no difficulty. The result was still quite a headache.
He had a headache, and Ke Ke also had a headache. Her small face was scrunched up as she said, "6 plus 9 is too hard!!!"
Shen Fu was helpless. He took out some snacks as a reward, and her mood improved a bit. Then she took an inch and asked for a mile, "Uncle, can we go out and play~"
Children naturally yearned for the outside world. Shen Fu thought for a moment, "Alright then, I'll give you 10 arithmetic problems. If you get them all right, you can go out and play for a while, and..." Shen Fu looked towards the diapers, "And you must put this on yourself!"
An hour later, Shen Fu took his "wife" wearing a diaper out the door.
There were many acquaintances at the nearby park, so they couldn't go there. But places too far or too crowded, he didn't dare to go either, fearing the child would get lost.
He had an idea!
"There's an ice rink nearby. Do you want to go ice skating?"
"Ice skating!" The little girl's eyes lit up, "Yes, yes!"
He took out two pairs of ice skates and drove for a few minutes to the capital's ice rink. There weren't many people during the day; after all, adults had to work, and children had to go to school.
Xiao Die knew how to skate, but wasn't very good. Shen Fu pulled her, walked to the side of the rink, and personally changed her shoes.
These actions were very natural; after all, she was a child. But Ke Ke suddenly placed her hand on Shen Fu's head.
Shen Fu's heart instantly softened. Although this child was a bit mischievous and had quite a few bad habits, she was still a child, and he still had to be more patient.
"Come, take two steps~"
The two stood on the ice. Shen Fu held her hand. Xiao Die had also learned to skate from him in the beginning.
"Ah, ah, ah, so good, you're so good, you're flying!"
Ke Ke seemed to have a lot of talent and was soon able to move slowly without Shen Fu's support.
"Don't go to crowded places, just play here~"
"I know~" She said so, but once again skated far away, accidentally falling down.
Shen Fu was about to go over and help her up when a figure suddenly rushed over, shouting "Get out of the way, get out of the way!" He seemed to have lost control, and his direction was precisely where Ke Ke had fallen.
Shen Fu was afraid he would hit Ke Ke, especially since there were quite a few ice blades. So he lunged, collided with the person, and then Shen Fu also fell. Under the impact of the collision, his head and Ke Ke's head hit each other.
"Damn it, I told you to get out of the way, aren't you opening your eyes?!" The other person got up from the ground, still very arrogant. Moreover, several people skated up behind him, seemingly a group, all high school students.
Shen Fu was about to get up and argue when a hand pressed down on his shoulder, asking, "Is there someone who can be beaten?"