Is This Kind of Creature Really a Teacher?

Ding-a-ling...
As the crisp sound of the doorbell rang.
The door was slowly pushed open, and a yellow octopus wearing a graduation gown and a doctoral cap, waving its tentacles, walked in.
Everyone in the bar looked at it, then couldn't help but show expressions of extreme surprise.
What the hell is this creature?
It truly seemed even more abnormal than Sheng Zhu and his son...
"Greetings, I am the king who carries the destiny of eternal high speed!"
The yellow octopus bowed to everyone in a very standard manner.
What the hell kind of name is that, does he really need to be so chuunibyou... Everyone paused for a moment, but still smiled and nodded.
"This is truly like another world."
"It's truly magical..."
The yellow octopus's tentacles gently rubbed its smooth chin, curiously observing the bar.
But suddenly.
When he saw Kayle, Quetzalcoatl, and Rem, Ram, and other beauties on the performance stage.
His yellow skin invisibly turned pink.
The corners of his mouth also curled up uncontrollably.
But in the next second, it reverted to its original yellow color.
"Hello, Koro-sensei."
"I am the owner of this bar, my name is Ron."
Ron looked up, smiling.
Koro-sensei.
A character from the world of "Assassination Classroom," the bar randomly invited otherworldly guests every day.
He did not fall within the scope of the "pervert" characteristic.
He was the homeroom teacher of Class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School, and also the strongest teacher in history, with the fastest speed!
Originally the world's number one assassin.
He was then transformed into an anti-matter, octopus-shaped super creature!
At this moment.
After hearing the three words "Koro-sensei."
Rayleigh, Yue Ying Xiao Meng, Yuan Tian Gang, the three customers with the "teacher" characteristic, immediately had question marks all over their faces.
Is this kind of creature a teacher?
What could he possibly teach?
He must be corrupting the students!
"Hello."
Koro-sensei smiled and walked to the bar, sitting down.
Not long after.
Rem brought a bottle of wine and placed it in front of him:
"Your wine, please enjoy."
Ron introduced: "This is Rose Wolf Wine, with a mellow, sweet, and refreshing taste; it will definitely satisfy you."
"Let me try it."
Koro-sensei's eyes immediately lit up, he eagerly used a tentacle to twist open the cap, then tilted his head back and took a strong gulp.
Gulp gulp...
As a mouthful of wine went down his throat.
It was indeed as Ron had said.
Not only was the taste mellow, but the rich aroma of the wine was also extremely explosive.
Although the fragrance would quickly fade after entering the throat.
He could still feel the lingering mellow taste of the Rose Wolf Wine!
"Not bad at all." Koro-sensei nodded in satisfaction.
If this wine was compared to the sake he drank in his world.
No...
It basically had no right to be compared.
Those sake bottles were truly trash!
"I'm glad you like it." Ron said with a smile.
At this moment.
Rayleigh leaned closer, asking curiously: "Are you a teacher?"
"Hmm... That's right."
"I took on the dream of a foolish woman, and I must ensure those adorable children graduate from Class E."
Koro-sensei took a strong gulp of wine, saying with a sincere expression.
"So what do you usually teach?" Rayleigh continued to ask.
"I teach the children knowledge."
"And... I teach them how to assassinate me."
"Once they succeed in killing me, my adorable students will graduate."
Koro-sensei replied with a smile.
"Ah?!"
Not only was Rayleigh dumbfounded in surprise, but even the others were astonished.
They had heard of teaching students to help one seek revenge.
But they had never seen teaching students to kill their teacher!
So that's it, you're just the graduation exam for those students, aren't you?
"Don't be surprised."
"Koro-sensei is a very good, very qualified teacher."
"He helps students solve all problems, including bullying, school performance, the ultimate purpose of learning, exploited parental morality, etc."
Ron lit a cigarette, slowly saying.
In summary.
These were problems that every student would encounter.
However...
How many teachers nowadays would seriously solve them?
"Oh dear..."
"Don't say that, I'll be embarrassed."
Koro-sensei waved his tentacles, and blue lines appeared on his yellow octopus face.
That was the expression he would show when he was proud.
At this moment.
The Deep said teasingly: "Don't say, currently Homelander, Yoshikage Kira, Jack the Ripper, Tsukiyama Shuu, and Brother Xiao Zi Zai all need a teacher."
"They are truly too perverted."
"Some kill people, some set fires, many love torture and murder, truly resorting to any vile means."
Hearing this.
Everyone in the bar cast disdainful glances.
You, who plays with octopuses, how can you call others perverted?
But what was strange was...
Homelander actually had an indifferent expression, as if he hadn't heard anything.
If this were before.
A fight would be light, at the very least he would force The Deep to eat a fresh octopus!
In fact...
At this moment, Homelander really wanted to punch The Deep's head in.
It's just that The Deep was no longer the same as before.
Not only had he joined environmental protection organizations and marine animal protection organizations.
His identity was also a shopping ambassador!
If Homelander hitting The Deep were exposed, he would definitely face a lot of commoners using their pens as weapons.
At that time.
His 'coolness' would also greatly decline.
So Homelander could only endure it for now!
"Oh, is that so?!"
"Then we can have a chat."
Koro-sensei smiled, his figure instantly becoming ethereal, his entire body appearing with countless afterimages.
In the next blink of an eye.
His academic gown finally transformed into a white coat!
Seeing this scene.
Rayleigh and the others looked as if they had seen a ghost.
What just happened?
What kind of monstrous speed was that?
And where did this white coat come from?
If the yellow octopus before them harbored killing intent, they would definitely die without even knowing how!
Thinking of this.
Homelander, The Deep, Yoshikage Kira, and Rayleigh immediately took out small notebooks, preparing for class.
Koro-sensei took a sip of wine, slowly saying:
"Actually..."
"I am not qualified to teach you anything."
"Because I was once also someone who only knew slaughter, and was called the Death God!"
"But I was lucky."
"Because I met a foolish woman, who made me feel love and kindness from the bottom of my heart."
"It was this love and kindness that made me abandon the evil and slaughter I once possessed."
"Bringing a ray of human light into the lives of dozens of children, and this light will also be passed on forever."
Hearing this.
The Deep, Homelander, Yoshikage Kira, and the others looked at each other in disbelief.
Damn it.
This guy really is a teacher... Spouting big principles.
Do you think this can move us?
What a joke.
This old man's life has been wild and unrestrained, loving freedom, and from beginning to end, he has always been clear about two big words.
Pervert!
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