The Universe Undecided, You and I Are Both Dark Horses

【 Indeed, giving nicknames depends on your parents, because you simply don't know what they'll call you behind your back.

One netizen shared that her boyfriend was from the North. When they first met, her parents vehemently opposed the relationship, not wanting her to marry far away. Thus, every time they saw her boyfriend, they put on a sour face. Behind his back, they would call him: "What did that Northern kidnapper say to you again? Tell us the truth, don't hide anything."

One can only say that when their prized cabbage is rooted up by a pig, parents are very skilled at speaking in a passive-aggressive manner. However, those "players" who successfully earned the title of "kidnapper" shouldn't rush to be nervous. Because some people have nicknames that are even... more outrageous.

One netizen recounted that her ex-boyfriend had studied abroad in Germany. Her grandmother would always ask whenever he was mentioned: "When is that German devil coming?"

My cousin's ex-boyfriend was Japanese, and my aunt would call him: "Where's your little Japanese devil?"

My boyfriend has a buzz cut, dark skin, and thick eyebrows like Zhang Fei. My mother calls him: "The reformed criminal."

My husband's name is Wang, and my father asks: "Where's your dog?"

My son resembles his father, with a wide mouth, and my mother says: "Why didn't your two catfish come today?"

I can only say, I wholeheartedly approve of my mother's combat prowess. After all, no matter whose family raises a prized cabbage for over a decade, if it's rooted up by a pig overnight, they'll all collapse.

But such outrageous nicknames certainly contain an element of personal vendetta...

My boyfriend lives in a residential area called Heping Huayuan. My old man calls him: "Peace Dove."

My boyfriend has a three-seven parted hairstyle. My old lady calls him: "Traitor."

My boyfriend does beatboxing. Every time my grandmother asks me: "Why didn't that fart-with-his-mouth child of yours come today to perform a segment?"

Although the above nicknames are a bit outrageous, one should be lucky that the other party's parents didn't stab directly at your pain point to give you a name. The following individuals are truly too tragic to behold.

My boyfriend has hemorrhoids. After that, my old man always asks me: "How's that rotten-butt fellow of yours doing lately?"

My boyfriend is a bit short. Every time he doesn't come, my parents say: "Why didn't your crossbody bag come today?"

My boyfriend is tall and thin, with a small head. So my grandfather calls him: "Where's your stick of firewood?"

This is no longer just giving nicknames; it's practically a personal attack. So, have all of you received a title symbolizing your escape from singlehood? 】

Everyone's eyelids twitched in shock, truly outrageous, utterly outrageous!

Some sons-in-law standing next to their fathers-in-law glanced even more guiltily at their in-laws, wanting to speak but hesitating. They deeply suspected whether their own in-laws had given them some outrageous nickname behind their backs. In the end, they didn't dare to ask, only awkwardly rubbed their noses to hide their embarrassment.

Meanwhile, countless fathers-in-law and mothers-in-law across the land remained expressionless, staring straight at the sky screen. They completely ignored the glaring gazes around them, looking as if it had nothing to do with them.

One can only say that the fathers-in-law and mothers-in-law of this world are truly like Jiang Tai Gong fishing, steady as a mountain! Worthy of being seasoned old fishermen. One cast hooks a golden turtle son-in-law, two casts hook a good grandchild. Three casts hook a family reunion, four casts hook the joys of life. Five casts hook descendants surrounding them, six casts hook a long and healthy old age. Who is the divine angler? It is the fathers-in-law and mothers-in-law of this world.

【 Meaningless literature is indeed perfectly suited to the contemporary youth's state of mind.

The universe undecided, you and I are both dark horses. The alarm clock rings, you and I are both beasts of burden.

Hate one profession, hate every profession. Three hundred and sixty professions, every one of them makes me collapse.

The light boat has passed ten thousand mountains. Looking down, I haven't pressed the upload button yet.

Those more excellent than me are all striving. So what's the point of my striving?

Justice can always be late. So why can't I be late for work!

Forgive everything before sleeping. Wake up to find myself full of anger again!

............】

"Peak!..." This was the first thought that popped into everyone's minds.

"Beautiful state of mind, collapsed state of reality." This was the second thought that popped into everyone's minds, words learned from the sky screen before.

In short, it was indeed... very hard to describe.