Simp? No, a Master Strategist

Lin Si Yue once again clutched her stomach, laughing like a squealing pig. One could only say, it truly lived up to the "Lin Meimei Descends from Heaven" series; it was absolutely exhilarating.

She continued to scroll through videos.

【 Shocking, the limits of a simp – a real-life Truman Show 】.

Everyone: What does "simp" mean? It doesn't sound like a good word; they weren't too sure, so they continued watching.

【 Goddess: Are you there?
Simp: Yes, yes, Goddess, what's wrong?
Goddess: If I had a boyfriend, would you still simp for me?
Simp: When did you find one?
Goddess: Just a few days ago. Although it's an online romance, I really like him. Thinking about how long you've simped for me, I'm a little touched, so I didn't want to hide it from you; just letting you know.
Goddess: You're a good person; I'm a little reluctant to let you go, so I'm asking if you'll continue to simp for me?
Simp: You're quite greedy, aren't you!
Goddess: What did you say?
Simp: This...
Goddess: Oh well, I'm not short of just you; you can go.
Simp: The problem is, I never said I wouldn't agree.
Goddess: Oh, really?
Simp: Really. It's just... your attitude...
Goddess: That's my attitude, got a problem with it?!
Simp: Alright, then don't regret it!
Goddess: Hmph, a simp dares to speak to me like that.
Simp: Hehe!
Goddess: If you want to simp, then simp; if not, then scram. I'm not short of people.
Simp: Hehe!
Goddess: ... 】

【 Goddess: Are you there?
Simp #2: Wow, Goddess messaged me first! Yes, yes.
Goddess: I think you're still the best to me. From now on, breakfast is your responsibility.
Simp #2: Isn't that Brother #1's job?
Goddess: From now on, you're #1; he's not worthy!
Simp #2: Really? Really? Goddess is so good to me! By the way, what happened to Brother #1, Goddess?
Goddess: He dared to scold me; he definitely doesn't love me! I think only you are the best. Will you always simp for me?
Simp #2: This...
Goddess: I've already given you the #1 position, and you're still hesitating?!
Simp #2: This depends on your attitude first.
Goddess: What do you mean?
Simp #2: Nothing, I'm just an alt account, hehe. 】

【 Goddess: Was that you just now?
Simp: To give you the feeling of being surrounded by many, I created alt accounts to simp for you, but I didn't expect you to drive me away. I'm so heartbroken.
Goddess: Are you messing with me? Get lost right now!
Simp: You'd better apologize to me!
Goddess: A simp demanding an apology from a goddess, dream on.
Simp: Alright, don't regret it, hehe! 】

【 Goddess: Are you there?
Simp #3: What's up, Goddess?
Goddess: ???
Simp #3: Hehe, that's right, it's my alt account again.
Goddess: Scram! Are you playing with me?! Do you think I'm short of simps?!
Simp #3: Hehe.
Goddess: Let me tell you, my best friend knows tons of men online; I'll have her introduce a few to me.
Simp #3: I'll say it again, are – you – going – to – apologize – or – not!
Goddess: Get lost, you old hag!
Simp #3: Alright, don't regret it, hehe. 】

【 Goddess: Honey, are you there?
Best friend: I'm here, sweetie, what's wrong?
Goddess: Wuwu, I'm being bullied by those simps!
Best friend: Huh?!
Goddess: Those simps don't care about me anymore. Sweetie, you know a lot of men; introduce one or two to me.
Best friend: No one cares about you? Then maybe it's your problem; you should reflect on yourself.
Goddess: Sweetie, why are you talking like this today? Why are you siding with outsiders instead of me?!
Best friend: This... hehe.
Goddess: ... 】

【 Goddess: ?!!
Simp: To understand what you like, I even created a fake female account.
Goddess: Get out!
Simp: Yet you don't understand my painstaking efforts, and you treat me like this; it truly breaks my heart.
Goddess: Huh huh!
Simp: I just want you to apologize once; is it that hard?!
Goddess: A goddess never apologizes; give up that idea.
Simp: I'm giving you one last chance, will you apologize?
Goddess: No! I have a boyfriend; get out of my sight!
Simp: Hehe. 】

【 Goddess: Are you done, my love? I'm being bullied, I'm so upset, wuwu!
Goddess: My love, are you there?
Goddess: Why aren't you answering me? Why did you disappear while we were chatting? I have so much to tell you!
Goddess: My love must be busy working to earn money. I'll just comfort myself then; my love is the best in the world.
Goddess: My love, do you want anything to drink? I'll buy it for you~
Boyfriend: Hehe.
Goddess: ... 】

【 Simp: I told you, you'd regret it.
Goddess: Is this you too?
Simp: Of course. To let you experience sweet love, I poured so much effort into it, yet you shattered my heart.
Goddess: Scram, get out of here right now.
Simp: I'm impressed by you. I treated you like this, and you still tell me to scram; it's truly heartbreaking. Hurry up and apologize to me!
Goddess: I'm sorry.
Simp: Too late!
Goddess: No, wait, you've been playing tricks on me this whole time, you made me confused! Get out of here, you old hag!
Simp: Last chance, come have a late-night snack with me tonight.
Goddess: Scram!
Simp: Alright, don't regret it, hehe. 】

【 Goddess: Mom.
Mom: Yes, my dear daughter, what's wrong?
Goddess: Mom, I'm almost out of money.
Mom: This... hehe.
Goddess: Mom?!
Simp: Apologize~ to~ me!
Goddess: No way, this absolutely cannot be your alt account!
Simp: You're quite smart.
Goddess: What did you do to my mom?!
Simp: I just hacked the account, hehe! 】

【 Simp: So, are you coming for a late-night snack or not?
Goddess: I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'll go eat, alright!
Simp: Good girl~ 】

Comments: If this is a simp, then what am I?
Reply: You're the kind of simp who gets their head pushed into the dirt, while he's a battle wolf who holds his head high in the sky.
Comments: That's amazing, he's surrounded by his alt accounts, it's terrifying. I wonder if that girl was surprised, thrilled, or happy?
Reply: Goddess was like: I'm confused, truly confused.
Comments: Look at how other people simp, and then look at yourselves.
Reply: Brother, are you looking down on simps?
Reply: No, I didn't mean that, it's just that instead of simping for these girls, why not simp for me? I'm 1.89m tall, 16-pack abs...
Reply: Stop bragging, show us a picture first.
Comments: If I didn't know this was a comedy video, I'd think it was a horror movie. The best friend is him, the boyfriend is him, simps 1 and 2 are also him, even the mom's account was hacked by him.
Comments: Dying of laughter, now my head is just full of "hehe" sounds.

Everyone under the sky screen froze in the wind, a little bewildered, not immediately understanding what was happening. After sorting out their thoughts, they finally understood the complicated relationship between the boyfriend, the goddess, and the simp. "Boyfriend" was probably a husband or fiancé, and "simp" was roughly a suitor. They felt that the other world was truly open-minded; such things could even be discussed publicly. One must know that in their world, everything was "by parental command and matchmaker's words"; how could there be such free pursuit, let alone such strange methods of pursuit? It was truly an eye-opener.