Low Blood Pressure Causes Countless Tragedies

[A timid person playing a horror game ended up scaring themselves into high blood pressure.

Someone mixed laxatives and sleeping pills, resulting in snoring and sleeping soundly while having diarrhea all over the bed.]

The ancestors: ...

They could already picture the scene.

Say no more, this was a content with a smell; those who were eating had already turned their heads away.

[Having nothing to do, someone gouged their own eye, resulting in a severe infection, and ultimately the whole eye had to be removed, and the doctor made a prosthetic eye to replace it.

Queuing at school to eat pork trotter rice (the protagonist), as a result, failed to beat the freshmen, and was so angry that they fainted and had to be sent to the hospital.

Playing a game and encountering a terrible teammate, so angry they lacked oxygen and had to be rushed to the hospital in an ambulance.

Yawning in the dormitory at midnight, resulting in a dislocated jaw.

Chatting with roommates and finding it funny, resulting in laughing so hard their lung ruptured.

Strolling with friends, resulting in a sudden relapse of low blood pressure while walking, fainting directly in front of friends (heard that friends even screamed 'don't die').

Fighting with a dog for food, resulting in spending 4,000 to get a rabies vaccine, and still didn't get the food.]

Everyone: What face do you have? What face does the dog have? You actually went to fight with a dog for food, aren't you afraid of losing face!

And that case of a ruptured lung from laughing, was it a bit... Oh, they forgot, these were college students who loved drama.

And there were some who didn't believe it, bursting into laughter on the spot, wanting to see if a lung would really rupture from laughing.

Then.

Then with a "crack" sound, that person stopped laughing.

Everyone looked at his stiff expression, couldn't help but be startled, and took a few steps back, widening the distance from him.

Wasn't this guy possessed by a ghost? Such a scary expression.

The person stiffly reached out his hand, trembling as he pointed at everyone, seemingly wanting to say something.

A few people reacted.

"Not good, he really ruptured his stomach from laughing!"

"Uh, is it the stomach? No, the lung, right?"

"Don't worry about which one ruptured, quickly call a doctor to save him!" some screamed in panic.

Hearing this, everyone rushed forward, carrying the man away in a flurry.

Through this man's successful self-destruction as an example, it taught us that some things cannot be easily tried, otherwise you would shockingly find that these things would really happen.

[A seventy-year-old grandmother walked briskly, while a twenty-year-old college student had trembling bones. The two collided; the grandmother was fine, while the college student's entire body had shattered fractures. The grandmother didn't mind, carrying the college student on her back to the hospital for treatment.]

The ancestors: Can it get any stranger?

However, from this point, it could also be seen that the physical health of the elderly in later generations seemed to be very good.

[The principal called a female student onto the stage to pin a safety pin for him. As a result, the female student's hand shook, stabbing the safety pin into the principal's private area.]

Everyone: !!!

The unlucky principal: ...

The female student with trembling hands: ...

Everyone looked at the image; blood was slowly flowing from the principal's chest.

No, if they weren't mistaken, the place stabbed seemed to be right in the middle of the nipple!

[College students with low blood pressure are of all shapes and sizes (no, that's called all kinds of deaths).

My younger brother and I were strolling. I had a bit of low blood pressure and told him to help me buy a cup of milk tea. He refused. As a result, I fainted. In my daze, I heard him screaming:

"Sister! Isn't it just a cup of milk tea? I'll buy it for you, don't die!!"]

The ancestors: Verified, he is a real younger brother, otherwise he wouldn't be so anxious.

[Eating in the cafeteria, low blood pressure relapsed. I tried hard to stuff food into my mouth, but ended up fainting directly.

At that time, my childhood best friend was sitting opposite. Seeing this, he stood up with a "bang" and screamed:

"This dish is poisoned!"]

Everyone: Pfft, hahahahaha...

They just wanted to ask, how were the people who were halfway through eating and suddenly heard this?

Or rather, how was the person who screamed this now?

[In the supermarket, my low blood pressure relapsed. I knelt and crawled to the shelf, trembling as I tore open a packet of sugar and stuffed it into my mouth, scaring the store clerk beside me so much they didn't dare to move.]

Everyone: Although they didn't quite understand the content, they felt this person might be a scammer, wanting to eat for free through this method.

[I have low blood pressure, and one symptom is being unable to speak. Once, my low blood pressure relapsed, and I rushed into a McDonald's nearby. As a result, I gestured for half a day, and the server didn't understand what I was gesturing.

Then, disregarding everything, I immediately grabbed the drink of the person beside me and drank it, but before I could take a few sips, I collapsed.

After waking up, I heard that big brother say that it scared him to death at that time, thinking the drink was poisoned, and he even thanked me for helping him test the poison.]

Everyone: They just wanted to say, you directly took someone else's drink to drink, isn't this a bit impolite, and aren't you afraid of saliva?!

[Once during a meeting, my low blood pressure hit. My head was heavy, my eyes were blurry, and I didn't want to collapse in an X-shape, planning to squat down to find a support, but it got darker and darker in front of me.

By the time I woke up, I heard my colleague say: "You didn't see it at that time, but those with thinning hair in the Mediterranean style had their hair standing on end from fear, just like being struck by lightning!"]

Everyone: Ahahahahaha...

Sorry, they tried very hard to hold it in, but they really couldn't!

And some brothers laughed and couldn't help but touch their own hair.

What the Mediterranean style was wasn't very clear, but having only a few strands of hair was understandable.

[Once I had low blood pressure, and unfortunately, it was in a public bathhouse. I had just applied body wash, and in my daze, I ended up in someone else's cubicle. It was an aunt who supported me. Later, I heard the aunt say:

"The girl was slippery all over, couldn't lift her up, simply couldn't lift her up!"

Once I also had low blood pressure in a public bathhouse. My clothes were all off, and I was about to faint. How could I bear this embarrassment? I crawled up, put on my clothes, and then fainted.]

Everyone: Ah, this, why didn't you just crawl all the way to the hospital before fainting?!

[Even stranger is me. When going to the toilet, my low blood pressure relapsed, and with a "thud," my butt sat directly into the toilet bowl.]

The ancestors: They just wanted to ask, does that person have a psychological shadow when going to the toilet now?

[Once I went to eat BBQ with a colleague. While waiting for the food, my low blood pressure combined with staying up late caused me to faint, scaring the waiter so much he screamed:

"Boss! Someone starved to death, quickly serve the food!!"]

The ancestors: No, they just wanted to say, if the person really starved to death, serving the food quickly wouldn't save them either!

[Someone's low blood pressure relapsed, causing the classmate beside them to get a bloody nose, and the two went to the hospital together.]

Everyone: Brothers in misfortune, except one was dragged into it by the other!

[Someone went to eat an all-you-can-eat seafood hotpot, and 'game over' at the entrance.]

Everyone: Only one step away from the restaurant, yet failed to enter, indeed an unlucky guy.

[Someone's low blood pressure relapsed in front of a bun shop, kneeling and reaching out to beg for a bun, and it was even a white bean paste bun.]

The ancestors looked and couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Don't say, you really shouldn't say, the life of college students is indeed very colorful.

At the same time, many emperors also noticed the culprit that caused all of this.

Low blood pressure!

By the looks of it, it was a disease, but they had never heard of it before.

And some medical giants, from these simple descriptions of symptoms, found a relatively similar disease.

Hunger-satiety exhaustion!