Heavenly Screen: A Later Era's Gossip History

It's Truly Too Bustling

Chapter 10

It's Truly Too Bustling

Comment: Now the genes of the later generations are getting stronger and stronger. Those primary school students who have undergone innate genetic optimization already carry outstanding advantages. Coupled with being well-nourished, attending all kinds of training classes and talent classes, their combat value cannot be underestimated, and their height is also very impressive. College students like us might actually not be able to beat a fourth or fifth grader.

Reply: Adult college students are more afraid of death and more afraid of the law. Minor primary school students are bolder and more fierce, so it is entirely possible for a primary school student to defeat a college student.

Reply: Now college students are described as "crispy skin," fragile and easy to collapse, who doesn't know that.

Comment: This humble one is untalented, currently a sophomore, 1.89 meters tall, weighing 19... one bite and I collapse, anyone who wants to "eat" me can add me on Q...

Reply: The upstairs seems a bit improper? Suspect you are advertising unhealthy content!

Everyone: What? Eat what? How tall? What Q? What advertisement? Why didn't they understand a single sentence!

The ancestors' minds were in a mess for a moment, constantly guessing. It wasn't because numbers like 1.89 or 19 were shocking, but simply because they were too astonished.

They were astonished that the college students of later generations were so weak that they couldn't beat a ten-year-old child, yet also astonished that the conditions of later generations were so good that a ten-year-old child had such fighting strength. For a moment, they didn't know if it was because the twenty-something college students had too poor physical fitness, or because the ten-year-old primary school students had too good physical fitness.

If it were the former, wouldn't the future of the country be dark? If it were the latter, the future of the country should be developing continuously, full of hope. In ancient times, a capping ceremony at twenty was considered adulthood, so they guessed college students were around twenty years old.

Of course, besides those seriously thinking about state affairs, there was no lack of improper people shaking their heads and lamenting.

"Tsk tsk, the people on the other side of the screen play really wild. They indeed have broad horizons, even 19 and 189. Why not just say it clearly, wouldn't that be more interesting!"

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On the screen, rows of shirtless male models appeared, revealing firm, well-defined muscles.

Comment: Aw, aw, aw, men, all men! These handsome guys are so handsome, sisters step aside, let me go first!

Comment: Handsome guys, so many handsome guys!

Comment: What brand do you little brothers represent? Tell sister, sister doesn't lack money, only lacks handsome guys like you. Tell me what product you represent, or directly tell me the name of the management company, sister can just buy out the company.

Comment: Silly, rich lady upstairs wait for me, give me two minutes to introduce myself. I am male, 22 years old, 1.80 meters tall, weighing 65kg, no bad habits, love gym, basketball, running, extremely good physical fitness, a regular at the gym, and passionate about Sanda, fighting strength is not low, kidney is extremely good, no hidden diseases, parents are still healthy, stable income. If sister doesn't mind, I am willing to bow...

Comment: Aw, aw, you smelly men step aside, don't get close to my rich lady. Sister, let's stick together. I'm not like those smelly men who only know how to sweet-talk and deceive you, I sincerely like you, and my conditions are not bad either. Top university degree, 1.65 meters tall, weighing 40kg, also frequently go to the gym, learned Taekwondo, Jiu-Jitsu, Sanda. Currently Sanda Azure Dragon, Jiu-Jitsu black belt, Taekwondo third class, and a member of the yoga club. Extremely strong wrist strength, flexible body, having both the strength to protect you and the capability to satisfy you. Currently working at a big company, income from 6-20k, superior conditions. Although I am a girl, what those men can do, I am confident I can do too!

Reply: Cough, this little sister, although physiologically male, is actually a fragrant and soft little girl in psychology, how about the two of us try to get to know each other?

Reply: Incredible, what is wrong with good men and good women now? Are they all a bunch of perverts? Is there no one with a normal orientation for me to meet!!

The ancestors looked at those men with perfect body proportions, clear muscles, and fair skin, and couldn't help but fall silent. Turning their heads to look at the increasingly stimulating comments, they became even more speechless. Their faces were numb, their expressions blank, and their eyes lifeless, looking no different from walking corpses.

They had never seen such a stimulating scene before; the psychological shock could be considered a massive explosion. Some people with weak psychological endurance immediately had their brains overloaded, rolling their eyes and fainting on the spot. Some men quietly lowered their heads, muttering something, their ears already dyed with a layer of red.

"Men, how can men look like this... I really want to make friends with them—"

Some unmarried daughters who rarely left their chambers blushed upon seeing the rows of male models on the heavenly screen. They quickly used fans or their hands to cover their faces, only daring to leave a gap to quietly observe, evaluating those models and the comments below.

Commoner women didn't have so many rules. In ancient times, survival was the top priority; only when there was food and clothing would they think of tedious rules. Peasant women also had to work in the fields, which was an important labor force that couldn't be abandoned for the sake of rules. If rules were truly used to bind labor to the point of being unable to survive, the people wouldn't hesitate to rebel. Rules valued more than life usually only appeared in families that had already solved the problem of food and clothing.

Therefore, shirtless men were something any farming woman had seen a few times. However, they still wanted to quietly say: The men on the screen look really handsome, even more delicate than young ladies. Those comments were also truly interesting, though a bit challenging to three views, so they should watch less to avoid harm...

The crowd of village women and men working looked up at the heavenly screen, only shaking their heads and sighing. What else could they say? They could only say the people on the other side of the screen were too well-nourished. It was another day of being driven mad with envy of the people on the other side of the screen, really wanting to swap places with them to experience it once.

Besides the envious, there were naturally those who couldn't stand the outfits of the male models and those shocking comments, cursing loudly. Saying that men didn't focus on proper affairs but instead did such lowly and shameless things, truly corrupting customs, knowing no shame, disgusting to the extreme, and so on. They scolded until their voices were hoarse, the crowd was indignant, and curses flew.

In addition, some people speculated about the identity of those smooth-skinned men. Some guessed they were fallen nobles of later generations who had to drift into the wind and dust. Who told ancient times to not be rare in boy-love, especially high officials and nobles, who didn't raise a few handsome book boys and servants beside them.

Several princesses and empress dowagers who usually liked to keep male pets looked at the male models on the screen, then looked back at their own male pets, and somehow suddenly felt their own male pets were no longer "fragrant."

The male pets: Oh, oh, is it because we are not fresh enough, or because we are not as handsome as the people on the screen? Those cheap, seductive monsters on the screen, I spit...

The princesses and empress dowagers: Get lost, don't disturb my viewing of muscular handsome guys!

The emperors: Cough, cough, I have no other meaning, just using an artistic eye to evaluate these men. Let me see where they haven't trained properly so I can point it out, yes, that's indeed how it is, no other meaning.

Some young masters of the Ming and Qing Dynasties looked at the male models far away, then looked back at the book boys beside them who were specially used to "bake pancakes" and read books with them. They felt that although their own book boys were not as handsome, they won in closeness. So they quickly dragged the book boys into the room to do the "pancake baking" business, treating the male models on the heavenly screen as mental food.