Heavenly Screen: A Later Era's Gossip History

If Your Confidante Is Gay, Will You Accept Her?

Chapter 41

If Your Confidante Is Gay, Will You Accept Her?

Tang Dynasty, Wude fifth year.
The two women looked at each other.
"Hmm — if you wish, I can help you find one —" After a moment of contemplation, the woman with a hint of dignity hesitated and slowly spoke.
The other woman, radiating talent and intellectual grace, fell silent for a moment.
Only then did she say with a wry smile: "In your eyes, am I such a person?"
Oh, my dear, you want to help me find a man again, you're so good to me!
But, I truly am a proper person! As for men, forget it.
Hearing these questioning words, tinged with unknown sadness or something else, the princess couldn't help but feel a little flustered.
"No, no, I didn't mean that..."
"Say no more, I know what you mean. Let's just continue watching the sky screen!" The woman smiled gently, raising a finger to her lips, signaling silence.
Looking at the slender finger placed on those small, rosy lips.
Two colors.
Creating a dazzling and striking scene.
The princess was successfully stimulated by that scene, her throat subtly moved, a little dazed.
However, someone quickly reacted.
When she realized her gaze just now had been a little presumptuous, the princess quickly shifted her gaze to the sky screen.
Her eyes sparkled, often secretly peeking at the talented woman beside her.
Seeing that she had no reaction, only focusing on the sky screen, the princess felt a strange sense of loss in her heart.
The talented woman on the other side chuckled softly, then said: "Is this a child watching an adult's actions? How interesting. This little expression is also very cute. Tease her more in the future, let her reveal this expression more often, instead of maintaining a calm and composed demeanor all day."
The talented woman: Between confidantes, one should be more relaxed. If you want to look at me, just look directly. A smile would be even better!
【Level Two: Your confidante is a lovesick fool.
Suppose your dear friend wants to get back with her ex-boyfriend. How would you choose?
Level One Confidante: Damn it, that guy was the one who broke up first, and now my dear friend wants to get back with him! This lovesick dear friend, absolutely not!
Level Two Confidante: Hmm, alright, as long as my dear friend likes him, what's wrong with getting back together? As long as that scoundrel dares to treat my Bao Er badly even a little, I'll immediately rush over and beat that bastard until his teeth are scattered all over the ground. So Bao Er, remember, if that guy dares to treat you badly, tell me immediately!】
Everyone's mouths twitched; this doesn't seem very good!
Princess Taiping declared that no stinking man would dare to harm even a single hair on Wan Er.
Forget beating them to vent anger, she would directly make the opponent evaporate from the human world, without batting an eyelid!
Therefore, this Level Two was basically insignificant.
If this scale had ten levels, then with the affection she held for Wan Er, she could definitely reach Level Ten!
The princess expressed extraordinary confidence on this point.
One can only say youth is wonderful; anyone a little older, having experienced more, cannot speak with such certainty.
【Level Three: Your confidante is a murderer.
Suppose your dear friend committed murder. How would you choose?
Level One Confidante: Who are you?! Don't casually slander me. We're not close. Officer, quickly arrest this murderer!
Level Two Confidante: I never thought... I never thought you would be such a person! I knew you had this personality early on, so I shouldn't have... Go, we don't need to contact each other anymore. Also, murder is against the law. I advise you to turn yourself in; perhaps you can receive leniency.
Level Three Confidante: My dear friend committed murder! *Hmph* — this is wrong. Don't do it again, okay? Oh right, where's the body? Are there any witnesses? Are there surveillance cameras around? I'll help you deal with it, but Bao Er must remember, this can only happen once!】
"Tsk, tsk..." Everyone was so disdainful they wanted to turn over their bones.
Knowing it's wrong, not doing anything practical (like reporting to the police) is one thing, but even helping someone destroy the corpse and erase all traces? Who would be such a friend?
To this, the Ancestors could only express: Truly peak level!
Everyone clicked their tongues in admiration, both surprised and a little envious.
They wanted such confidantes too.
What does it mean to help brothers and friends without sparing one's life? This is it!
The officials declared: "Murder is against the law, truly wrong, should not be done, young lady, I advise you to be kind!"
However, the action, though seemingly reckless and disregardful of the law.
But, for a friend, it is truly impeccable, absolutely wonderful!
So, sky screen, do you have any more friends like that? Give them two pairs too.
They also want such good friends!
After all, who wouldn't love friends who would break the law for their friends?
Perhaps some would say that to truly be good for the other person, one should advise them not to do such things, to turn themselves in, and so on.
But this, like the proposition of "the person who waited for you for three years" and "the person who was with you for three years," how you should choose is truly difficult to resolve.
【Level Four: Your confidante is gay.
Suppose your dear friend has a female sexual orientation. How would you choose?
Level One Confidante: Oh my, how could this be? What if she happens to like me? Wouldn't this become the classic "I always considered you my confidante, but you want to sleep with me" scenario? No, I don't need this confidante. In short, I must nip all bad sprouts in the bud!
Level Two Confidante: Good girl, my dear friend, I support you in pursuing love, but my parents won't agree. Listen to me, retract those words. Let's just pretend nothing happened between us.
Level Three Confidante: Uh, my dear friend, this idea is quite novel! If I were gay, I would definitely choose to marry you first!
Level Four Confidante: What? My dear friend is gay, and happens to like me? — This... Well, whatever Bao Er wants, that's fine. I have no objections.】