Extremely Gratifying

A netizen shared a story about their family:

There were two older female cousins in the family. When they were born, their maternal grandfather wanted to name them "Zhao Di" and "Wang Di" (meaning "beckon a younger brother" and "hope for a younger brother"). But thanks to their mother's fierce resistance, the word "Di" was ultimately dropped. Later, under pressure from relatives, their aunt gave birth to a son. This year, he turned twenty.

And then, an earth-shattering twist occurred. He turned out to be gay! Shockingly gay, to a degree that made people find it extremely gratifying...

Rumor has it that on the night before New Year's Eve, taking advantage of the family's absence, he brought his boyfriend home to enjoy some passionate moments together. The next morning, when the father went to wake him up, his underwear was still hanging loosely on that "bandit's" head. The chaotic scene angered the uncle so much that he fainted on the spot.

Upon waking up, the uncle severely scolded the aunt, blaming her for changing the names of their two daughters, which supposedly caused their son to become "neither man nor woman." He threw a tantrum, demanding the two daughters change their names back to "Zhao Di."

Right at this moment, the eldest cousin, who was usually calm and mature, suddenly "went wild." She let out a roar that silenced the uncle, then slammed the table and shouted. The second cousin was not to be outdone, joining her sister in rebellion and threatening their father with harsh words. Finally, the two declared, "If you want to change it, go do it yourself! Change your own name to Zhao Di and stop bothering us!"

The entire family had a massive argument. Surprisingly, the uncle actually went to change his name afterward, solely out of fear that his two daughters would cut off his living allowance. He had no choice but to swallow his pride and admit his mistake, even posting an announcement in the family group chat that the name change was for the children's benefit. As for the son? The very next day, he and his boyfriend fled far away, enjoying their happy days in a distant place.

A silence enveloped the room. Everyone's expressions turned peculiar. Some looked at each other with knowing glances, while the majority chose to remain silent, offering no comments. Heavens, how terrifying! Though their hearts were in turmoil, they maintained a calm facade—truly veteran actors. As expected of the seniors, the older the ginger, the spicier it gets!

Another story about "money is hard to earn, and that thing is hard to swallow":

A guy bought a cake for his girlfriend and asked the staff to write a message. Everyone expected a sweet display of affection, but it turned out to be a sharp turn that left people dumbfounded.

"I'm sorry, my dear Zhouzhou, I must leave. There is another little fool who needs my protection more than you. So I am going to protect her! Don't cry, my heart will ache. If you suffer any grievances, you must come find me. Using my life to protect you one last time! Three! Two! One! I'm vanishing!"

Everyone: "?..."

Everyone was stunned, unable to imagine there could be someone so thick-skinned and shameless, a scumbag to this extent. Truly shameless! "What an utterly shameless, thick-skinned scoundrel..." Countless people cursed in unison, showing clear disdain. They detested those who "ate from the bowl while looking at the pot," and then smashed the bowl. This was exactly what the seniors loathed most.

The story of the Li Hua cat: "Don't blame me, someone paid for your cat life!"

A netizen recounted that their cat had run away and couldn't be found. He decided to try the "cat-finding-cat method" he learned online. He approached a stray Li Hua cat he often fed, asking it to help find his cat. The cat led him to a bush, but finding nothing, he returned home disappointed.

Later, he met the Li Hua cat again. It meowed a few times and led him back to the same bush. Sure enough, upon parting the branches, he saw his own cat sitting there trembling. Overjoyed, he carried his cat home, not forgetting to bring some dried fish to thank his "benefactor."

In the comments section, someone remarked: Tabby cats have a wide network of connections, and Calico cats have a crowd of "simp cats" following them. Both rely on relationships to find cats. But the Li Hua cat is entirely different; it eats your food and thinks you want to take that other cat's life.

If the Tabby cat is compared to the Heavenly Secret Pavilion in the martial world, possessing supreme schemes and vast connections; the Calico cat to the Hundred Flowers Pavilion, possessing supreme beauty that gathers henchmen with a simple flick of a claw; then the Li Hua cat is the Tang Clan, whose tracking and assassination have never failed.

Everyone: What a bunch of cats! It turns out the feline world is just as complex! Everyone stared in slack-jawed amazement at this truth. At the same time, some who weren't familiar with cats wondered: How can humans and cats understand each other to find cats? Long-time cat owners only smiled faintly: If you don't know cat language, don't you know how to look at gestures? Just add a few dried fish and bring an item with the scent of the cat you're looking for. Cats are cats, but their noses are no less sharp than dogs'!